Saturday, August 23, 2008

Billing By The Hour Causes Cancer: Direct Links Discovered By (Jurist) Doctor Marston in Boston Laboratory!

In Recent News, it was discovered that billing by the hour causes cancer in professionals who adopt these billing practices. The problem is said to start with cancerous "time-billing" cells in the brains of consulting and law firm partners. Since these cells infect the brain, causing irrational behavior in the partners thereby causing them to lose all common sense (to healthy hosts). For instance:

Common Sense:
- The more effective I can be for the client, the more value this will have to the client.

Thinking of Cancer-Infected Partners:
- The more I drag this out and the more hours I can bill, the more this must be worth to the client. Yahoo! Let's burn the midnight oil!

The problem discovered by J. Doctor Marston was that organizationally, the cancer is infectious from the top down. Therefore, once the brain cancer infects the host partners, it quickly spreads to the other partners and junior staff in the firm. Interestingly, the cancer operates differently in those infected at lower organizational levels. Dr. Marston's research discovered that the brains of associates are highly resistant to the cancer of the partnership initially. Unlike the partners, who actually believe they are operating under a economically sound billing model (although it is well documented that Karl Marx's Labor Theory of Value has long been refuted!), associates and laterals do not immediately experience a chemical change in the brain causing them to believe that clients actually want to buy TIME! Studies show that the cancer first infects the associates in other body parts effecting motor skills and the nervous system. For example:

-- Big firm associates who become infected experience a "treadmill effect," constantly worrying about not meeting their billable hour quotas. They think about time they spend with their loved ones as an opportunity cost . . . feeling like they "could be billing for that time instead." They hate feeling that way, but cannot help it.
-- The cancer in associates also causes lethargy in partners and associates alike. Consequently, outside counsel and clients are left having to manage their consultants and attorneys by giving them deadlines to avoid over-consulting, over-lawyering, drag-outs, unnecessary 50-page memos, briefs, etc.

After years of billing by the hour, infected consultants, attorneys, and lateral partners eventually get "billable brain cancer" and begin to believe that the only way to run a firm is bill by the hour. It is an unfortunate fate for those who experience it. Fortunately, some associates manage to escape the hamster wheel in time to get cured (most by leaving the profession and some by escaping to in-house legal departments where they watch from afar as their former colleagues become further entrenched by the nasty billable hour cancer at large firms!

Fortunately, Exemplar ( has created cancer-free professional services and law firms where the partners operate under economically sound principles, think of working effectively and adding value (not acting as fungible commodities billing time increments). Increments are Excrements! Adding value is what drives our attorneys to leverage their unique skills, rise to new heights, and please clients time and time again. A healthy lifestyle option has arrived in the legal profession. Exemplar Companies has found the cure to billable hour cancer!

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Power and Accountability: Take Two of These and Call Me In The Morning!

Is your firm suffering from a lack of innovation? Is your firm slow to change? Do you labor over the simplest decisions in your partnership meetings and sometimes feel you are dealing more with politics and personalities than important matters that drive your business forward? If so, then your firm clearly lacks a PA system! What the hell is a PA system? No, not a speaker system, a Power and Accountability System. Without BOTH of these in place at the same time, you will have problems innovating, enjoying what you do, and impacting positive change in your organization. Power . . . . Accountability. Take Two of these and call me in the morning. Here is why you need BOTH:

No Power, No Accountability:
This is a typical partnership: Nobody (not one person) has authority (and likewise, nobody really has ultimate accountability) You operate by consensus, and when you make crappy decisions you can all throw your hands up in the air and say "hey, I just voted like everyone else. It wasn't my decision" Most of the time that you are in firm meetings you are dealing with challenging personalities, everyone thinks they are an expert on everything, you take the lowest common denominator of risk and innovation because the majority vote want to retire within 5 years and you cannot innovate at their expense. You are in a room full of mostly old white guys all of that talk like a have a dozen testicles and act like they have none! Why can't you innovate? Because NOBODY has the power to change and NOBODY is accountable to making the right decisions in your firm. Two words: Stale mate!

Power without Accountability:
This is a problem without a doubt and you have seen it before. This is the asshole that works down the hall from you. He treats everyone like shit, many people have left the firm because of the way they were treated by him, few would admit it, and the people who reported the problem to other Partners will tell you that everyone looked the other way because he is a large producer of business -- he can do whatever he wants, right? After all, what business do you have to tell him how to act when you can't originate $4Mil in business/year? What is more likely to be happening is that you are scared to death that if you tried to confront or change the "asshole" that his $4mil book, which you benefit from, will walk out the door with him when he leaves at night. There are people with power and no accountability at all. . . these people are a cancer to your organization, a disease. They will keep you down, ruin your culture, and prevent you from becoming the firm that your people wish it could be. You are cheating the next generation of lawyers by keeping these people.

Accountability without Power:
This is a curious situation to be in as well, and more common that you may think. Your non-lawyer executives, like your Chief Operating Officer or Chief Marketing Officer. Sometime it is even your Managing Partner. You are a growing firm and know you need structure and more help, but you all have huge egos and became Partner so you do not have to report to ANYONE! BUT, because you know you need help you Hire a COO, CMO or elect a Managing Partner and expect RESULTS! You brought them in to increase revenue growth or efficiency, or deal with problems, you are setting goals and expectations of them in their roles and their compensation may even be tied to them. What's worst, your firm does not give them the Power (authority) to be effective in their own roles! Your Managing Partner may be expected to change the culture, but is no empowered to fire the asshole partner or to manage other partners, right? Your COO is expected to increase productivity and efficiency, but he does not have the Power or Authority to tell your partners how to use their administrative staff in a less wasteful way! Your CMO has a great budget and can make great promises to the world about what you can do, but does not have the POWER to reprimand lawyers who do not live up to the brand promise! Anyone who is in this category, I feel sorry for you. Do yourself a favor and get the hell out of there! Apply to Exemplar where you can get both!

You see: The only way to innovate and change with the times is to get the right people on the bus, identify their strengths, empower the hell out of them, give them the tools to succeed, and THEN hold them accountable! It takes TRUST which is not in the vocabulary of most lawyers, yet is built into the very fabric of the Exemplar organization. With a good PA (Power and Accountability) System, you can go a long way, but they are travel buddies. So, if you do not have them in you firm, or one is missing, please take two of these and call me in the morning. Once you realize how successful you can be, you'll wonder why you didn't do this 10 years ago!